Plato's Pipeline

Day 4,137, 03:55 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Releasethe Krakken

Public Emergency Broadcast - received today

Dear citizens one day we will finish everything in our pipeline. if you wait patiently at the other side you may one day in the eFuture receive.

1. The chance to work again in your US factories. After the active war is finishe😛

https://www.erepublik.com/en/wars/show/104156

The one that does not exist and cannot be fought in. The one where neither country has a Ne against the other and therefore technically nobody can initiate a fight in . Because hey sometimes even we dont feel like fixing bugs and stuff.

2. You will be able to own Q6 and even Q7 houses.

3. You will be able to place CO's in wars.

4. Hell you will even have some perception we perceive.

5. Our engineers have some exciting new Q2 air missiles we are working one which they placed in the pipeline. Our sketch artists. have rendered this superb drawing.

6. You may be the mayor in your town.

Screams down pipeline "hey what other crap did we promise em?"

"Hey are you still alive in there"

"Hello"

"Hello"

[deadly silence]



So just wait patient one day you will receive the stuff in the pipeline.