Pig Roast
Thedillpickl
Editor's Note: When publishing an article in the eUSA about current events in the real USA it might be useful to mention that I'm a citizen. Born in Kansas City Missouri, raised in the Ozarks. I only play a Canadian on TV.
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Hi kids!
I know better than to pay more than passing attention to the news. If you actually start to listen you fall victim to the siren song.
They peak your emotion with "anxiety", "systemic", "pandemic", "lockdown". Doesn't matter who you listen to, it's always the other guys fault. They demand the other side fix things but offer no solutions themselves.
These two seem to be at the center of the storm.
I Haz Idea
We'll have a BBQ!
Dig a pit, light a fire, toss in a pig. Potato salad, slaw, chips. Beer, little whiskey, maybe something to smoke.
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Nancy and Donald would have to come. Everybody will be there. They'd never live it down if they missed one of my blowouts.
Spring The Trap
With full guts and impaired judgment, everyone's relaxed. The music starts. I play DJ. After a little Beach Boys and some BTO people start dancing. Ahhhhh...
Here's the link: https://youtu.be/y2HRrjpiM7Y
Well now I don't read that daily news
'Cause it ain't hard to figure
Where people get the blues
They can't dig what they can't use
If they stick to themselves
They'd be much less abused
If any song would make 'em dance together it'd be this.
Pipedream?
Maybe, but you've never been to one of my parties!
Comments
Get rl outta here
Yes, thank you pretend religion hate monger. It's against rules to have fun and laugh today?
when I wrote about rl, it was deleted as spam so now I loathe the stuff
Ok, I'll try one time.
This game is a fictional representation of the real world, a simulation.
If you think Nancy Pelosi and Donald Trump eating BBQ, getting drunk, smoking pot and dancing to Lynyrd Skynyrd is real you're a sick puppy. I get that you're bitter. I don't care. Sorry you can't laugh.
its all duopoly bs anyway amerikkka politics
agree, not even a mention of Erepublik for clarity
plus this article seems to imply that Demos and Repubs do not pig out together ... just look at the pork they vote into every budget ...
The only winning move is not to play with Thedillpickl
Voted!
#Trudeau is the only way forward
That's Scheer lunacy!
I think Temjuin should lead.
I'd follow that BUTT anywhere.
TemujinBC 4CP December 2010!
I remember!
Next time I'm voting for the dinosaur.
Ok, Justin can come, but if he makes any comments about our guns or being politically incorrect he's gettin' da boot.
And when we all get nice and drunk, we get to take out all our guns and shoot at stuff!
No bonus next month hein! .. Me Sad!
Come to my BBQ.
Little pulled pork, few jello shots, we can fire one up.
No bonus, no problem. 😁
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Donald will refuse to wear a mask and then sneeze all over the potato salad.. Nancy will drink way to much beer and start tearing up Donald's napkin notes for his State of the bbq speech. .
Count me in.
Can't be much worse than the time I pee'd at our company picnic.
Held at local out of the way bar. Ate too many hot wings, drank too much beer. Had to go really bad and the one toilet was occupied. Well hell, we're out in the woods, so I pee'd off the porch. The party was outside in the yard. It was broad daylight. Company CP was unimpressed. 🤣
I guess this explains your current employment status with this company. 😉
here that is not frowned on.
Not to bring RL into this conversation but neither party gives a fat rats ass about the common folk. Also, Nancy drinks a single malt scotch...
voters are just a means to an end. but must say trump atleast tried to deliver on some things he offered. wall seems will be completed. think businessman has a different approach to their "customers" than politicians. we got a 1 million usd fence that is crossed by smugglers at will. funny rl video exist of smugglers running in big cartons of cigarettes now that cigarettes/alcohol is banned in country.
I don't know where you get your information, but the wall isn't nearly done, and almost certainly never will be. And politicians generally do try to fulfill their promises, although I know it makes some people feel good thinking of themselves as superior -- especially morally superior -- to the people they elect.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piVd_6VPpyM reputable sources. as you can see contracts have been awarded money allocated and building projects are on the way. it will be completed before next term starts whoever is elected . dont know why you would say wall wont be completed. contracts have been awarded and i assume money have been advanced or contractors have spend millions to complete the contract. whether it is completed or not USA WILL PAY THAT MONEY!!! generally that is how contracts work. you must be very young if you think politicians generally keep their promises. if politicians kept their word there wont be homeless, jobless or down and out people. you will have free healthcare in this fair utopia and a new green deal. you will probably be enslaved in some form or other to pay for this because as far as i can see that is not realistic proposals. but not american and dont care about any of your politics one way or the other.
where in the world have workers shared in the resources as socialism promised? yet how much socialist based governments are in place and have been for decades. we ourselves are still with massive backlogs or promises made in the past. generally because of an inept and corrupt government. in fact if you see a promise kept in a third world country it took years to set up all the brown envelopes that were paid to whoever was involved.
A youtube video from something called "the truth" is not a "reputable source." As for your nonsensical babble about socialism, well, it's nonsensical babble.
Please stop.
This was meant to be entertaining, not a platform for debate.
I get enough of this shit when I accidentally turn on the news.
your right thedillpickl. couldnt resist though 🙂
No biggie.
I enjoy a knock down, drag out fight. 🥊
also think nonsensical babble is a misnomer .Do you get babble that makes sense? but english is not your first language so you are forgiven.
I was attempting jocularity to make that very point. I live in "fly over" country, I'm well aware that I don't matter (pun intended). St. Louis & K.C. will soon learn they don't matter either. Trouble brewing there as we speak. Nobody's going to save their asses. Damned tourists are flocking to the lake to escape the city. We didn't have a Covid19 problem until now. Camden county health dept has tracked a couple dozen cases back to contact with city people.
Fortunately, out where I live, in the evening you can hear banjo music wafting through the holler. *ding-a-ding-ding-ding* 🎶
I heard Nancy Pelosi has quite the selection of ice cream. Hope she brings all of it over for everybody to enjoy for the BBQ.
I believe all she has is Rocky Road. 😁
FIST
A FISTful of dollars...
#clint
o7
It'd especially be swell party if they both fell into the pig roasting pit.
I think that's what the "BOOM" was for .. 🙂