Pig Roast

Day 4,622, 02:06 Published in USA Canada by Thedillpickl

Editor's Note: When publishing an article in the eUSA about current events in the real USA it might be useful to mention that I'm a citizen. Born in Kansas City Missouri, raised in the Ozarks. I only play a Canadian on TV. 😎

Hi kids!

I know better than to pay more than passing attention to the news. If you actually start to listen you fall victim to the siren song.

They peak your emotion with "anxiety", "systemic", "pandemic", "lockdown". Doesn't matter who you listen to, it's always the other guys fault. They demand the other side fix things but offer no solutions themselves.

These two seem to be at the center of the storm.

I Haz Idea

We'll have a BBQ!

Dig a pit, light a fire, toss in a pig. Potato salad, slaw, chips. Beer, little whiskey, maybe something to smoke. 😀

Nancy and Donald would have to come. Everybody will be there. They'd never live it down if they missed one of my blowouts.

Spring The Trap

With full guts and impaired judgment, everyone's relaxed. The music starts. I play DJ. After a little Beach Boys and some BTO people start dancing. Ahhhhh...

Here's the link: https://youtu.be/y2HRrjpiM7Y

Well now I don't read that daily news
'Cause it ain't hard to figure
Where people get the blues
They can't dig what they can't use
If they stick to themselves
They'd be much less abused

If any song would make 'em dance together it'd be this.


Maybe, but you've never been to one of my parties!