PEACE Totally Meant To Do That
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That is all.
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"We didn't want Croatia Anyway" Say PEACE Military Officials
In response to being handily defeated by the combined forced of EDEN and the Brolliance in their attempts to invade Croatia, PEACE GC Military leaders today issued a press release stating "Psyche. You didn't beat us because we totally meant to lose those battles."
"EDEN and The Brolliance totally fell for it!" said newly appointed Russian president Keks-n "We knew the whole time that the eUS was going to retreat our diversionary attack on Alaska, allowing the Canadians to block us indefinitely! What a bunch of tools!"
This report from PEACE held few surprises for EDEN and Brolliance leaders, especially following the claim that "Western Australia totally sucked anyway." made by top Indonesian leaders after their loss of the long-held Australian region to the hands of EDEN and Brolliance liberation forces.
"Trust me dude, we've totally got this under control." agreed Hungarian President Kolozs. "Finland has always been, like, our main target. Just watch man, we've got this."
When asked for his opinion on the latest PEACE statements, President Gaius Julius was unavailable for comment due to "a massive, Foster's induced hangover".
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I lol'd
Brosome article, bro
Broppreciated.
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x2
Amazing xD
such lairs just admit you got owned real simple
I appreciate the update. I'm glad you're keeping the public informed. Man I was totally psyched out by PEACE there - I thought they were actually trying to occupy those territories.
Sounds just like Obama will tuesday night! Baghdad Bob, and all that....
PEACE is wicked tricky like that.
at least smth funny
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Accepting you have a problem is the first step 😛
"Sounds just like Obama will tuesday night! Baghdad Bob, and all that..."
Screw you for injecting RL politics into this
Screw you for injecting RL politics into this[x2]
PEACE propaganda.
hmmm.
endeed,
we were fooled by their tactics.
EDEN/BROS POWAH! \o/
Broted!
BRO BRO FIGHT THE POWAH
omg this is the biggest PEACE lie I've ever heard...😉
Hail Eden!!
Hail USA!!
Hail Croatia!!!!
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Bro.
Lol they got us good x)
Well, they did show us a thing or two.
About being LOSERS.
Losers make excuses!
Screw you for injecting RL politics into this[x3].
PEACE EPIC LOSERS.
BROs FTW!
Go eUSA!
man.. they got us again!
OH NOE! I KNEW IT!
hardcore lol'd
Very good journalism. Subscribed.
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Lol voted and subscribed