PCP PROPAGANDA

Day 3,686, 05:08 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by perilouspanther


Hello!

The PCP is the best party out there, seriously, its amazing. The atmosphere is incredible and so welcoming, I think you should join too. I know you could enjoy it just as much as me. Forget UKRP, forget all that ESO crap. Come to the place you have always meant to be, come home where arms are always open. We'd love you to come by, post a comment. Every little helps.


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You in the jacket, yes you, come to the PCP where EVERY SINGLE ONE of you is welcome. You would benefit so much by coming and joining us Political Pirates. You need some TLC? We have TLC in the bucketload. You need a back rub? Wayne is our resident professional masseuse, his back rubs make it all worth while. Oh and did I mention you can get gold out of coming to the PCP? Yes, all you need to do is join and apply for congress. It really is that simple - don't listen to any other crappy party. We are the only party that provides this service.


Yes, it really is that exciting.

So all in all I think we can all agree that the PCP is a great party, no a fantastic party which YOU should join because why would you not join a party which is welcoming, economically beneficial and most importantly is called the Pirate Cat Party. I dare you to name one party with a better name. I dare you.


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