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Pants needed in the Yukon!

Day 1,647, 16:04 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Pants Magee

Hello fellow Yukon folks, and all other readers. Pants Magee here to remind you to vote for Pants for Congress in the Yukon.

I have tried to take my dogsled and get some endorsements from some popular and influential eCanadians but it didn't go well.

I tried to visit our Sexy War President and talk to him about endorsing me, but I couldn't get passed his security, Something about possibly hiding weapons in my beard.

I then decided to take my dogsled to Nova Scotia to see if Leo Balzac would meet with me. It would have gone well if i didn't keep laughing at his last name.

I then decided to try to visit klop123 in PEI, but my team decided it didn't want to swim there.

I even tried meeting with Rolo (no idea why) but I couldn't get passed his secretary because I didn't have enough weapons concealed in my beard.

So I have decided to endorse myself.

Vote for Pants Magee. If you like honesty, integrity, and silliness look no further than your Pants.

P. Magee

Comments

Code-Y Day 1,647, 17:16

LOL, tried to meet with Rolo xD!

Exalted Druid Day 1,647, 17:19

I endorse Pants. Seem easier then a skirt and more gender appropriate.

Auk Rest Day 1,647, 18:08

Self-endorsements are the best kind of endorsement. Good luck Pants.

Plugson Day 1,647, 19:24

Pants needs deep pockets to get my endorsement.

Mainly because I refuse to use a manpurse to carry all my cosmetics...though sounds like a beard would be a good solution, too.

Manpursebeard?

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