Pancake State of Belgium (Waffleland)
Arcanic Mindje
As the Belgian Waffle Army attack the Great Dutch Pancake army, we prepare our pancake food, bombs, swords and guns for the battle with aid coming from the Chilean Empanada Army and the Polish Sausage Army.
Let the Pancake-Waffle war begin!
Goals & Objectives of this war:
Elimination of Waffles; The main goal is to eliminate all waffles, cook and burn them, feed them to unsold Norwegian Smoke Salmon slaves
Dutch State of Belgium; Following the success of the Dutch State of Norway we will make Belgium a Pancake state under a Dutch Government.
Pancake Maker industry; Using a kind punishment tactics for Belgium those break the law will be forced fed pancakes and make 100 berry topping pancakes for Germany and UK.
Punishments; The punishment officer will be the great Minister of Defence, Ser Fartsalot. Punishments will be with pancakes etc.
Hail Pancakes!
Comments
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Votado!!! Lets eliminate the waffles!!
Voted!
Haha I lolled!
Vote!
Waffles wooow 😃
/me pokes ArcanicMindje
Give me some pancake Arcanic Mindje 🙂.Voted,subed o7
Can someone pass the sugarfree syrup?
As long as you don't touch my fries... sure 😃
Poffertjes? pass the icing sugar
poffertjes yeah, or with warm cherries, vanilla icecream and burning cherry liquor and whipped cream
Willem supported! o7
hmmm, seems legit 😑
v 43 s 40 endorsed o7
Endorsed. o7
Nice article. Is this the only 'official' article on the War with Belgium? I still don't understand everything and I think this article shouldn't be the only thing to inform the citizens. Especially new ones won't understand a thing of this 😛
But still, a very good article! Voted!
I don't think this is really official. It's not published in a state newspaper, nor does it mention anywhere that Arcanic wrote this in his function of ssoFA.
So this is just a fun take on the war from an interested citizen. 😉
Official articles are only published within the FA org, this is unofficial but made for fun 🙂
don't drink our stock of beers in the same time ^.^
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