Owls: Swan Diving into Hilarity.

Day 1,218, 16:13 • Published in USA USA • by Minuvas


Hello America, How are you? Fantastic.

Unfortunately for all of you , I've stayed out of the Media. But today, I arise as a beacon of American Justice to deliver an important message: I don't care about Owls, and neither should you.

Why? Because American is TOO POWERFUL to let Inci ruin us. If you are wondering where the cause of these problems might originate, it could be your biceps...no it's your Abdominals!!!

I have a solution for America: SURPISE you're on a mountain....SWAN dive...into the best America of your life.

Can your Owl look American? NO

But can he smell like America? Yes.

Do you want an Owl who can bake a gourmet cake in the dream kitchen he built with his own hands? Of course you do.

So Ladies...should your wimpy Owl-Man be an American-Man?

I don't know, you tell me.

Pu-pu-pu-POWER.

Vote if you think you are capable of being an American Man or if you know Owls can't understand the value of a Swan-Dive.