Otyat "The Duck", says make Giant Robot "LOVE" not "WAR"

Day 1,772, 12:26 Published in Saudi Arabia Israel by otyat
Otyat “The Duck”, says make Giant Robot “LOVE” not “WAR”



( Well what did you expect!!..this "ARABIAN DUCK HAS STANDARDS TO UPHOLD!!")

THE “LOVE DUCK”

Yes, It’s time for a bit of loving…….yes you heard me, “Duck Style” of course,.... to be bloody honest my trigger finger has worn down from countless resistance wars, gold to currency prices are depressing and the temperature is rising in Riyadh………So what to do ………………………….LOOOOOOVE!!……………………….that’s it ………. it’s time to spread some LOVE in this game. (Its OK hazem 95, you can breathe, I am not including the eIDF bunch in my “Love Fest”).


You see, LOVE is one of the most powerful SPICES of e-life, but gets smothered in the rush for power, glory and gold, for it has no has “No Gauges”, it has “No Levels” it hides in the background, like the well camouflaged emotion that it is.


BUT ……………..Hey Hooo, …….. Not Today for the “LOVE DUCK” has decided to “Remove the Veil” of one of e-life’s most asked questions (after of course food, weapons, elections, ammo, gold , employment, currency, strength, battle orders, etc.) and that is:

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN LOVE?





(No Sherwood Forest out here, So I have to make do!!)

Now, for any normal “Duck” , this would entail one hell of a major “Quacking Session” that would cover such awful topics like “FEEEEELINGS” and “EMOTIONSSSS” and “HORMONEEEES” and of course the “true” horror “STORIES” from friends.

But since I am a little bit different, ….this “DUCK” shall go straight to the HEART of the matter and “Serenade” YOU with this answer…… in the form of a little Mini Musical Session, which I hope brings a smile to your face and for a few minutes at least………..Just Click the Link Below……..and enter the You Tube Pleasure Dome and find out:

-- “That’s how you know you’re in Love”


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOo8aBv2tEI


Regards to you.all

Otyat “The Duck” (A Fierce Fighter, A High Flyer, A lover of life and a slightly bit “Quackers” at times)


QUACK……Here are the words, if you wish to SING ALONG,…. go on give it a try Earab.Fighter…..You know you wannnta!!!....LOL.


How do you know when you're in love?
Well, you came to the right frie-end.
Love is like an ice cream sundae -
That you think is never gonna eh--ennd.
Love make you feel all ting---gell-ly, light-headed and pretty,
Just like a.....700-foot robot that's invading a city....

But you're not an evil robot -
But there's not a lot of giant 700 foot robots around....to love.
So you glue a bunch of smaller robots together
And make one big super robot,
And you and your robot go out to brunch,
And by the end of brunch you're in love.
Trust me, that's exactly what it's like to be in love.


Then you and your robot lover destroy the entire Schenectady Turnpike,
'Cause you're doing a robot love-dance and you don't care what it looks like.
And when the armies of the world come to fight you, you get into your spaceship,
And you tenderly embrace while you fly into space,
'cause Earth's not ready for your giant robot love.

That's how you know you're love.
That's how you feel when you're in love.


It's just like you're merman, that's 700 feet tall,
And you're looking for a lady merman, to love.
But the ocean is a massive place,
And there's not a lot of lady mermen,
So in order to increase your chances
You travel to the Undersea Merman Mall
That's where fish and mollusks go to find love.

And you find a female merman who is working at a kiosk
Selling cellphone covers and personalized key chains.
Your hand brushes one of her tentacles and she just melts inside.
The manager gets insanely jealous
And stabs you with his trident and you're dead.

That's how you know you're in loooooooove![/i]