Otyat “The Duck” Ambassador to e-Israel OR perhaps not!!!

Day 1,766, 08:12 • Published in Saudi Arabia Israel • by otyat
Otyat "The Duck" as an Ambassador for the KSA.




(Picture of Ambassador Oytat “Going Fishing” after Peace Talks failure with e-Israel)

A DISPATCH FROM THE OFFICE OF AMBASSADOR Otyat "The Duck"

During the last resistance war this division of e-IDF is making its way across the burning desert sands towards Riyadh, when the Israeli commander, bouncing along in his jeep, spots an aged old Arab “Duck” on top a distant sand dune.

The commander drops his binoculars and shouts orders to a foot soldier to run up ahead and kill this “fowl” Arab. The soldier sprints ahead of the advancing troops, and soon disappears over the sand dune. The general stops the troops and waits to see what happens. Nothing happens. The commander sends a whole platoon of soldiers to investigate. All twelve e-IDF members disappear over the sand dune, never to be seen again.

The now-slightly-anxious commander dispatches 3 tanks to find out just what in the heck is going on, and they disappear over the dune, too. Sweat pours down the commander's forehead as he orders his entire division of e-IDF to overrun the solitary Arab “Duck” behind the sand dune. But just then, the first soldier reappears on the distant sand dune and cups his hands to his lips.

"Go back!" he shouts. "Go back! It's hopeless-- there's TWO of them!








(Picture of Ambassador Otyat meeting the e-American Ambassador for “Alliance” Talks )


A RUMOUR FROM THE OFFICE OF AMBASSADOR Otyat "The Duck"

What does a e-Israeli call a waterbed?

Ans: The Dead Sea








(Picture of New immigration Proposal from his Excellency Ambassador Otyat to STOP sneeky invasions into the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia)


A NEW IMMIGRATION PROPOSAL FROM THE OFFICE OF AMBASSADOR Otyat "The Duck"

An e-israeli landed at Riyadh Airport, at the control the officer aske😛 occupation? and the e-israeli answers: no just for visit !!!!!