Opposition to Evil

Day 894, 10:09 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Hassan Pesaran

Dear Free Citizens of the eUK

Under our very eyes, an evil mastermind has been at work. He has made us believe that he is the one with the answers, that only he can win the giant war we find ourselves in.

Without us even noticing, he has shown himself as what he truly is. It is through the most simple of concepts that he has done so, through a party. Many of you may know of this so-called party, for those of us who believe in concepts such as liberty, justice and freedom have been fighting against it for generations.

This is no party. This is evil incarnate. This is Builders League United.



That is evil. Is it not simply repulsive? Look at them, with their cocky smiles and tools of destruction. Once I saw this, I committed myself to battling this evil for the rest of my eLife.

In order to do so, I have built my own band of warriors. A team so fearsome, so great as to combat this evil. We, too, are represented by a party.



We have tools of justice. We are the eUK's last hope of freedom from Glados' oppressive regime.

So come join us, the Reliable Excavation Demolition Party.

This is your last chance of salvation.