Operation Cocalolz: Ajay for President of Colombia
Day 661, 17:10
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Published in South Africa 
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by ndvanderhoofven
Breaking news: a narco-terrorist group, known appropriately as "Terrorists", has launched an audacious new plan known as "Operation Cocalolz". The plan involves liberating the coca fields of Colombia, taking over the government and installing Ajay Bruno as President.
Disclaimer: While this appears to be a joke, all terrorist threats must be taken seriously.
For further information see:
http://tinyurl.com/cocalolz2
http://tinyurl.com/eTerror
http://tinyurl.com/cocalolz
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Dammit Ajay, stop trying to go everywhere and attempt to win presidency. It's getting old, just go back to your home country already. Voted and Subscribed btw.
No joke. We really intend to do it. I'm not sure it's a threat really. More like something to do with all the n00bs who are waiting for US and Canadian citizenship. Hungary/Russia/France/UK really screwed those guys, and there's a general desire for payback.
Ajay's being reluctant, mind you. I think he likes you guys in eSA, but we're hopeful he'll come around.
Quite like the "narco-terrorist" appellation, by the way. That's quite nice.
Cool story, bro
Where's Jack Bauer when ya need 'em?
Wow, somebody thinks this is a serious newspaper 😉 see the mention of Escher's Logic at http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/wherein-i-endorse-ajay-bruno-for-president-934841/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/wher[..]1/20
And the plot isn't a joke? Somehow I think Colombia will be a little suspicious of several hundred people applying for citizenship.
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