Operation Cabbie: The Conquest of eIran

Day 670, 17:43 • Published in Canada Canada • by Augustus Baldwin

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The Iranians have been driven out of Canada. Yet their quick and total defeat in both the Yukon and Northwest Territories has got me to thinking. Iran is weak, and a shadow of its former Beta glory. Like the remanents of the old Persian Empire, eIran is a relic of the past, a declining power that becomes more irrelevant with the passing weeks.

So I figured that since Iran is ripe for the plucking, why doesn't Canada carve up the old Iranian Empire and colonize eIran before Hungary and Indonesia pick all the meat from Iran's metaphorical bones? I have come up with a plan that I believe will ensure our swift and total occupation of all Iranian territory within a week.
Stage 1: Everyone get into their cars and drive to British Columbia

"Above we see everyone heading towards the West Coast in their cars."
Stage 2: Load all our cars onto a ferry headed for the Middle East

"Everyone on the boat! Don't let Adasko surrender the boat to pirates!"
Stage 3: Get off the ferry and start driving towards Tehran, the capital of Iran

"It sure is dry in the desert! Don't let Adasko surrender us to sand pirates!"
Stage 4: Beware of Tusken Raiders!

"The Sand People are easily frightened but will return in greater numbers....- Obi-wan Kenobi"
Stage 5: Easily defeat the Iranian military when it comes out to meet us

"Above we see the Iranian military takes its inspiration from the Munchkins who guard Oz."
Stage 6: Capture the Iranian capital, and the other regions will fall like dominos

"Pictured above: Downtown Tehran, the Parliament buildings... before our attack.
Stage 7: Loot and Pilla...errr... Remodel a bit?

"Where did we get a UFO? ... Stop asking questions and blow up something culturally sensitive!"



So as you can see, with my fool proof and ingenious plan we will be able to catch the Iranians completely off guard and quickly capture their whole country with little to no trouble. Judging by how weak and in decay their eNation is it is only a matter of time before they are occupied by Hungary or Indonesia anyways. Personally I think Canadians will make much more tolerant and benevolent masters... In time you will come to love us.

The End.