Oooh cherry.

Day 1,617, 15:00 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by SweepHall

So, my first article. I should probably think of something witty and clever to write. Maybe something that could persuade you to vote for me in the upcoming congress elections.

I don't think I'll do either.

One: It's 11pm and I'm quite tired
Two: I'm not a wordy person
Option C: I'm an expert in reverse psychology and demand that you don't vote for me.


So, there it is. The first one. Pretty rubbish really.