One minute news: 447

Day 447, 00:45 Published in United Kingdom Australia by Listhp Tomptos
One Minute News: Day 447 of the New World

International:
-Finland's president has dodged a impeachment bill only days into office (25-10)
-Yet again some Norwegian congressmen a trying to pass a bill to lower the minimum wage from 90NOK (yes it is true) to 2 NOK (3-4)
-France is likely to reject a proposal to issue 5800FRF for 29GOLD (5-1😎, it has also rejected a 20% increase in the minimum wage.
-Spanish congress is looking likely to pass a a bill cutting the minimum wage from 3.66ESP to 3.48ESP (18-0)

Local:
-There is a growing movement against "dole bludgers" scammers taking gifts from clinics but never trying to get a job.
-PM Final destiny has choosen his cabinet, and it appears to be very popular. BigBoyBulley is the deputy PM and Dishmcds has become Minister of Trade

Economy:
Bank of Englan😛
113700 GBP
1144 GOLD
Treasury: 37300 GBP +400
67GOLD +1
-Local businesses are hopeful that European superpower, Romania will local grain import taxes from 99% to 1% (16-6)
Exchange rates:
1 GOLD = 38.5 GBP -0.3
1 GBP = 0.7 USD Steady
1 GBP = 0.45 ESP -0.05
1 GBP = 0.5 RON

PS: Any new players, or players who can,t afford a newspaper, I am willing to print any of your articles (with your name on it) for free and if the article gets more than 20 votes I will give you
2 GBP back. Also would anyone like a job as a foreign correspondent I will pay 3GBP per issue.