ONE is controlled by eEstonian illuminati?!
Dogen Boole
(Ebin music to listen while reading this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZB22Z7dNJM )
eEstonian empire is well known for its numerous crimes against the eHumanity. Last year, they tried to enslave the glorious eFinland but failed when the mighty and undefeatable Finnish army crushed the Estonian legions in the epic Finno-Estonian war.
(Finnish elite Archer squad posing in a captured Estonian military barrack.)
However, the Estonians weren't fully stopped. They managed to retake their land because they got a huge amount of support from ONE. But how did eEstonia managed to gain so much support from ONE countries, even though their own nations were in flames? The answer; eEstonian illuminati.
(A picture showing the illuminati logo in Estonian money.)
The eEstonian imperialists have enslaved and corrupted the ONE leadership and are now in control of the whole alliance. They are now using ONE as their tool to do and help their evil biddings. The Estonian illuminati has also gained some foothold in other alliances as well, like EDEN and Terra. We advice you to ignore the commands given to you by your superiors and fight against Estonia any way you can.
A few days ago, the eRussian KGB has managed to get their hands on some extremely valuable data regarding Estonian plans on world domination. The Russians have already made a video on that matter, and its now being broadcasted around Russia. (Warning! The following video main contain shocking material about the Estonian imperialist, which might be inappropriate for some people.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iClpliuIamk&feature=bf_next&list=LLpy6SE0QkMhCh4hhr81EXbg&lf=mh_lolz
(The video is in Russian but it basically just says; "The eEstonian imperialists are planning on capturing Leningrad oblast.)"
It's hard to imagine what the eEstonians would be able to do with the deer bonus. But experts believe that the Estonians could take over the world with that single bonus.
Now you might be asking yourself: "What can I do to stop these inhumane Estonian imperialists?" Well there is three things you can do to help:
1)Support the glorious Finnish military. Its the only force in eRepublik that can rival the Estonians. Do NOT believe what your chain of command tells you to do. They are being controlled by the Estonian illuminati.
(The army of the People's Republic of Finland thanks you in advance.)
2)Donate gold to Sandenaattori. He is a military genius and with that gold, he would be able to hire an army of mercenaries and take control of eEstonia for good.
3)Spread the word about the Estonian illuminati. Only if we make them famous, we will be able to stop them.
Heil eFinland!
Comments
seems legit.
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Vihapuhetta!! Raportoikaa jorinani!!
saanko mäkin kanuunan
: )
Nice article ; )
now you got us.... DAMN
I think about that and....
Krist0 what you want me to do for Estonia?
Just tell me
hmm maybe Sandenaatori is right 🙂
What ever it is that you are smoking - I WANT THAT! : D
busted
FINLAND IS SANTAS LAND (last pic)
You got it wrong. All countries and alliances are controlled by eEstonians. We are the masters of puppets. All the wars are just fun of acting.
So, when you feel strings, know, what we are behind it 😉
Lies! They are all lies! eEstonia has never, and will never be a part of any Illuminatic group nor the Masonic order. We are friendly people, who don't sneak around and who don't wish harm to nobody. Now, if you would just take a look at this video, then we could get this all cleared out- http://tinyurl.com/76b9qtq . : )