On to London!

Day 1,103, 13:27 • Published in USA China • by Alexander Hamilton

By Dio’s grace we have attacked London on our glorious and righteous campaign to reach Sweden. We shall drain their hospitals and defense systems and even if we are not successful we shall leave them weakened and vulnerable for our Canadabros. We have defeated them on their beaches, we have established our landing grounds, we have burned their fields and taken their streets, we control their hills, and we will soon capture London!

A couple of edicts for our soon to be subjects:
1. Bob Bobloism is pig disgusting and will not be tolerated.
2. We drink coffee not tea.
3. DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO

Your humble President,

Alexander Hamilton