Old Jokes
Phortoz
Content: Old Stories
Context:
1) War between Peace v Atlantis
2) War between e-Hungaria v e-Romania
3) War between e-Indonesia v e-Romania
4) Spam in e-Indonesia Media
I. ARROGANT
Evighet, Dsalageanu, Uncle Sam and the Priest are flying on an airplane when the engines fail. The pilot cries desperately to the passengers...
Pilot: "We have to abandon the plane, we are going to crash, but we only have 4 parachutes for the 5 of us! One of us will not be able to jump"
Evighet jumps up and takes a parachute..
Evighet : "I must save myself, I am the e-Spain president... adiós!".
And he jumps out...
Uncle Sam : "I gotta go, fellaz, 'cause I'm the president of the e-United States... Bye!"
He takes the second parachute and jumps...
Dsalageanu, the Priest and the pilot remain with only 2 more parachutes.
Dsaleganu takes another parachute...
Dsalageanu : "I am the "Brain of the e-World", the most intelligent genius in the e-World, I must jump out! You go to hell! La revedere!"
The Priest and the pilot are left.
The Priest : "My son, you take the last the parachute, I give myself to the hands of e- God. Good luck son!"
The pilot : "No, father, don't worry! We can both jump out, we have 2 parachutes! The "World's Brain" jumped out with my lunch box!"
II. TAKE OVER
An e-Romanian immigrant returns to e-Romania to visit his family left behind and as he walks out of the airport he thinks: "So many years, I cannot believe that I am back to e-Romania".
He puts his luggage down and starts dreaming with open eyes: "So many years and I still cannot believe that I am back home in e-Romania".
Then, as he looks down to take his bags, he cannot find his luggage anywhere...
Then, he shouts: "Crap!!! Now I believe it, I'm back in e- Romania!"
III. CHICKEN
Phortoz : What's your problem?
Sebahmah : I think I'm a chicken.
Phortoz : How long has this been going on?
Sebahmah : Ever since I was an egg!
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hehe, very nice 🙂
I have a joke too:
Evighet, Dsalageanu, Uncle Sam are flying again with an airplain, when Evighet open the windows and says:
- We are over eSpain!
- From what do U know it?
- I hear the nice music of my nation!
Some time lefts, Uncle Sam puts out his hand and says:
- We are over eUSA!
- From what do U know it?
- I tuched the roofs of the high buildings!
Some time lefts again, Dsalageanu puts out his hand too and says:
- We are over eRomania!
- From what do U know it?
- They stolen my watch!
Mantab...tra ada yang lawan...
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@ Szeklerman lol
@ Trully woi2 jgn main fisik XD
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