Ohaaaai Sweden
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by zamrg
Ohaaaai Sweden
I'm zamrg, a former eSouth African citizen. I've decided to grace you with my presence and make eSweden my new home for a while. I've admittedly become bored with the happenings in eSouth Africa and so, I'm going to try something new now.
I've been lurking your forums, sitting around your irc, translating your media - trying to get to know your politics, military and citizens. I bring with me quite a bit of experience in both government and military having served South Africa as President, Vice President, Chief of Staff, Minister of Defense & Miniter of Intelligence; and having fought with the South African Armed Forces, Polish Army, US Army, US Airborne and US Marine Corps. I'm not here for political reasons though. I need a break and eSweden seems like a pretty chilled place with some pretty cool people.
.. and you've brought us wonders such as
I'm looking forward to my stay here, getting to know the Swedish bombshells and pissing it up at the pub with you; so bring teh womenz to me and let the beer flow freely!
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Welcome my friend!!!
Il give you a guide tour
First we have an embarrasing part of our population called the Danes, they do nothing but contribute to unnecesery and bad articles, and bad jokes.
Our education minister spreads communist propaganda in his articles and fights against sweden during night where few people are observing the battles.
MSAP and FHD are dirty commies but MSAP screams the loudest, ignore them.
People to stay away from:
A.holst
Stente
Hrbjorn
JohannesSvaerd
Anton100000
Volcker
Wolf heincreich something something
Radsoc
Adrik.Kropotokin something something
and many more
^ ah, it's good to see a familiar name 🙂 ola evi
good luck!
Welcome!
A smoking penguin that was something new, we are more used to penguins in smoking.
Smoking Swedish for Tuxedo.
Welcome to our lovely union of funny people, scammers, communist, capitalists, trolls AND, last but not least, just me
Welcome
Nice to have you here.
Welcome (:
Greetings!
Kirin bear is not swedish? i thought it was japanese.
Stente said most of it 🙂
Last summer I was actually down in eSA a brief period, but I returned after having troubles getting citizenship. Back then it was more important than it is now and I felt I could be of more use back home, trying to turn things around, than down there. Don't think we had the time to get acquainted but I guess we'll have plenty of opportunities to make up for that now 🙂
Btw, we have the only High Beer region in the world. Plus, we've got betamjau, our very own matriarch. Alcohol and women - what more could you possibly need?
Welcome :3
People to stay away from:
Just me.
Think thats all.
The rich duck above (Joakim) +1
Who cares what a lowlevel 20 and 24 thinks.
Now lick my boots workers
I see you've met the finest representative from the haters. Strangely, I'm not on his list! IN YOUR FACE STENTE!
pho3nix: i cant remember everyone, but your deff on the list
BUT I AM THE MOST IMPORTANT ON THE LIST!!
Because just me is secretly (doh, not anymore) in love with me.. I have IRC-logs as proof!
@just me
Who cares what a person who is from May 2008 thinks?
Now lick my boots youngsters!
@A.holst
Touche
Just Me is from Norway!!!!!
thanks all, and glad to see my article has united our citizens 🙂
welcome! 🙂
Welcome friend !
Welcome to MSAP, the only true eSwedish party wheere everything you say will be sworn at by everyone else!
Also we are the only true Socialists!
Woho, I was mentioned! 😃
@Mathias hansen
Why would i be disgusted by that? I know you preffer guys but thats your choice to be homo.
@just me- Oh yeah, such a big choice in the matter.
@Golgavar
Dont give me that bull about homosexuality being something ''your born with''
Its either child trauma (walking in on mom and dad having sexi time)
Or they were bullied and rejected by girls so they turned to men.
Anyway public discussions aint allowed so not gonna say more bout that
@just me
Hahaha, cause you know, girls NEVER want to hang out with gay guys. They totally reject them. It's not like they hang out together all the time.
Lol, you just made my day.
Golgaver: yes, in a FRIEND way
/facepalm
@Just me
Dude... This is not the place for you. Look here instea😛 http://forum.erepublik.com/forumdisplay.php/65-Off-Topic
Oh, are we having this homosexual discussion again?
Welcome friend!
Nice to have you here...and welcome