OH MY SCIENCE!!!! YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT!!!

Day 768, 10:50 Published in USA USA by Marcus Patterson

Hello all,

CAPS FTW!!!!

Omgz...cheek dis outz!

I gotz me a newspaper!!!


Ok seriously, typing that gets annoying. I just wanted to see how many people click this link because of my super awesome title. This may not be important at all, but to me it is. Check out my newspaper for actual information down the road. I have a brain with endless amount of knowledge that i am ready to bestow onto you my benevolent beings.

Here is a brief history of me:

I was born.
I played eRepublik when Benn Dover become president and then quit when Uncle Sam became president for the second time. I quit because i got bored of the game, but now i am back.

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Vote and Sub for any reason you like, but think of the children before you do it.

Say to yourself...if i vote, i could save a thousand lives.

Thank you for reading this poorly designed, poorly written article. I assure you that from now on this type of writing will no longer be present...unless you want me to keep writing this way!!!

Sincerely,
Marcus Patterson