OH MY GOD A SERIOUS ARTICLE

Day 880, 20:40 • Published in Ireland France • by Hell The Great

Today I want to remind all of the "PUSH THE BUTTON" camp about something that happened in Ireland, on the 5th of April: you elected Patton.


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Now as I'm sure you can all see, those goals would require Patton to also push some buttons. So instead of hiding behind a veil of innocence, lets look at the real picture here: both of our CP candidates used real life issues tied to our countries to get elected. So instead of poorly trolling these tactics, lets understand them for what they are: a tool to help you get elected.


Why do you dislike us? Because of real life ties (RL 😕= eRep), and because we ended a treaty that wasn't worth the pixels it was shown on - it was stated clearly at the time, as well as beforehand, that we considered you dear friends: with or without a tedious circlejerk related nonsense that wasn't enforcable under amended game rules (treaties had to be signed by each President, and every member of congress on both sides before they could be enforce😛 neither of us can ensure this would be done every month.) We also responded to poor trolling with some pretty horrific trolling of our own.


Why do we dislike you? You took Northern Ireland, stirred up RL issues, and tried to troll us: there is no point in denying it. The fact remains however, that the past is the past. Short of that, our relations soured every day, when you became more and more concerned, no, paranoid that we were going to attack you: the fact is, every day we told you: we like you, we get on well, we have no intentions of ever attacking you, stop asking silly things.


The fact is, thanks to heavy MPP stacks on both sides, an invasion is simply not going to happen - so instead of holding on to the pipe dream that either of us will ever be stupid enough to activate each others MPPs, there are three options we can take:

a) We try to get along
b) We ignore each other
c) We both troll each other (its clear neither of our countries has very good trolls, so this option is worse in my opinion, than anything else).


jamesw
I'm just sayin' is all