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Oh India

Day 1,055, 06:00 • Published in India USA

• by Dr. Tango

India, A great tragedy has befallen you!

You appear to not have any cheap food!!!

Now, with David and his MasterCards out of country, how will you ever feed your cows?!

Don't worry. I have found the Solution.

You see, Pakistan owns much Grain from our Eastern Provinces.

All those provinces still have grain that is getting in the way of sand.

We need to get rid of the grain, as grain is hard for the Shai-Hulud to turn to sand.

Therefore, merely send all you're cows to us, and we will get them nice and fat on grain. Then they can be honored to be eaten by those much holier than their former masters.

-Signed,
The Future Overlord of the Dioist Special Governing Zone Known as India.

PS: don't bother trying to troll me in the comments, I'm too busy tanking with all my golds,

Comments

Habraka Abrivianius Day 1,055, 06:24

There's some things in life that money can't buy (like food in India), for everything else, there's Mastercard.

St Krems Day 1,055, 06:35

India forfitted it's right to self governance when it's government managed to destroy the economy to the point where its citizens were incapable of finding food. Dio can abide the sound of crying hungry children from our cowish neighbours any longer. We are here to help and to restore food to you, India.

wookyjack Day 1,055, 06:54

Soon Pakistan wil be so phallic it will penetrate the ocean with its tip thus beginning the virginization of all bodies of water.

kotekzot jr Day 1,055, 08:00

water = liquid snow. i ain't touching that.

Antich Bananich Day 1,055, 08:13

eUSA provides enough cheap food for eIndia... thank you guys : )

St. Krems - you are right... last government ruined more then economy in eIndia... neutrality is a dream now made nightmare... but new government should have a chance... those you needed to teach a lesson already are in Pakistan...

SO isnt this low even for Dioists? to mutilate country that is so weak? To sodomize a victim without even a hint of mercy?... Wow what a victory this is, you proved that Dio is da man!!! And MM2 still needs to use gold and money for victory... it's no victory at all (less to say it's pathetic)

wookyjack Day 1,055, 09:00

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kotekzot diamond Day 1,055, 10:08

Antich Bananich made me hard.

ultimatewinner Day 1,055, 10:26

Do serve pork to your friends in porkistan, they will love it.

Milan Milankovic Day 1,055, 11:02

Hey guys, I mean really, stop sniffing sand. It already started ruining your brain cells.

Baracon Day 1,055, 13:18

lol Habra

Dr. Tango Day 1,055, 14:02

Oh Milan you're so funny.
I hope you enjoy that while you have no country 😃

Kazeal Day 1,055, 14:54

Lol Tango, nice

Milan Milankovic Day 1,055, 18:08

Tangooo,
Oh, it is very flattering of you considering me Indian, but that is not my country.
Stop sniffing the sand and learn geography.

BroodRoosterNL Day 1,056, 00:31

Oh gosh, trolling gets worse. Mate I've already seen this article 3 times, think of something new please.

Dr. Tango Day 1,056, 05:59

oh gosh, I would, but I'm too busy with all my GOLDS to do it.
Maybe later after I tank 😃

johnpauljones Day 1,056, 15:20

Antich Bananich
India's weakness is their own fault. Their children are STARVING, and their women are LONELY. The God-Emperor cannot stand their ANGUISH. He called forth this Holy War to rid India of their COWering and hunger. DIO will SATISFY all; man, woman, furry, and child alike if they will only embrace his GLORY.

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