Oh! For Congress Sake!

Day 829, 09:19 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Dorian Greyhound

See what I did there?

Well, the 25th has come and gone. The United Kingdom Reform Party claimed ten seats, alas, I was not one of them.

That's fine. Hopefully, I'll be on the official candidate list once again when the March elections arrive. Until then, I will continue with my Ministry of Work/Defence (no one's sure anymore) responsibilities.

I'd like to thank all those in the North East who gave me their vote. I'd really like to. But I'd need a mirror to do so. Which brings up an interesting point...what happened to the two-clicking UKRPers in the North East? I was the only UKRP candidate...don't you love me enough to be a 3-clicker...just for one day 🙁.

I kid. But hey, bright side: I did end up with a respectable 6.6% of the vote cast in that region. Which is basically...one vote.

C'est la guerre.

Did You Know?

In this segment, we provide you with completely made up facts, in the hopes that an internet cult will gather to support them.

Did You Know...vote buying can give you rabies!!

So long for now, folks!

Dorian Greyhound
Press Director.