Oh Canada!

Day 1,886, 07:05 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Gareth.4686




I could start by saying we have a lot in common, both being members of the Commonwealth



and before that the British Empire,



under the Crown,



or that we aren't American.



But the effect of all this is up for debate in this context, a game, and is not the subject of this article.







Canada have invaded



the UK



They must be stopped. We don't want Canadian imperialism



We don't want Canadian tanks

[img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Anti-imperialism_sign.svg[/img]

We don't want Canada



So calling everyone concerned with the well being of the UK and it's people



Canada must be stopped. The Canadian invasion must be crushed



So raise your flags



Ready your weapons





and stand and fight, for what is right and for what is ours



all the time singing



But most importantly of all, keep calm and wonder why they did it when they knew we wouldn't stand for it.