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Official Declaration of Intent to Assault PEACE

Day 578, 15:34 • Published in USA USA

• by Magus Eceerb

I, puny PEACE commoners, am the OFFICIAL spokesperson of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sold me the right to declare his intent of assault upon you.

He did not do it himself, because technically, he already HAS destroyed you.

And he cannot say he will assault you.

Because assault implies the possibility of survival.

YOU ARE DEAD.

YOU HAVE BEEN CHUCKED.

DEAL WITH IT.

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