Of Congress, Defense Systems and Romanians
Aanok Tourmil
Hello citizens.
Do you know that our Nation has just slid past the greatest catastrophe of its history? Yeah, I know, many of you do. Some don't, though, so let's make it all clear, shall we?
Austria has always been one of the targets of the Romanian expansion, as it stands in the middle between Italy and Romania, fierce enemies. So, if Romania wants to attack Italy, it has to conquer us first (unless the admins make large changes).
Romanians could annex us through a honourable war, or with a much subtler metho😛
a political takeover. Last Sunday a group of about fifteen-twenty players from Romania came to Austria and mass-joined the Moldovistic Party, thus completely taking over it. Their next move was to run in mass for Congress election and try to get elected and obtain majority in our Parliament. Should they have succeded, it would have surely meant our complete annihilation as a free Country.
But, our government noticed the invasion and took its precautions. Austrian International Movement members rallied and decided to divide their votes following a well thought plan, and so in part did the ex-NSK (now Austrian-Serbian Alliance). Through this, we managed to keep our Congress firm and in good hands. Austrian hands.
Though, at the time we didn't know if we would have succeded in our plan. So, amongst other precautions we took, we decided to empty the treasury. It was already partially done, in that most of the Gold was (and is) kept in the Bank of Austria, but so wasn't for the ATS. We wanted to take most of them out of the treasury but we couldn't through ordinary methods, as the "Donate" law proposal can move a maximum of 10'000 ATS at a time.
So we decided to... avoid the obstacle, and proposed the purchase of a Defense System for 99'999 ATS. The seller was "Walls of Troy", a company partially owned by Congressman Andak, our President Danny Boodmann, me and a couple of other friends of ours.Trusted people. And, as you can see from both the Bank of Austria's donation list and accounting register, most of the sum was turned back today, leaving just about 2000 ATS as the effetive cost.
And now, we are getting nearer to Presidential elections as more and more Romanians leave our Country after kindly taking the 5 Gold-worthy Congressman Achievement. But we mustn't lower our guard. A meeting between ASA and the AIM-ALP coalition will soon be arranged to decide what to do for the upcoming elections.
Thank you for your time. I hope I didn't bore you too much.
Comments
Thanks Aanok.
Ok, sorry, because i didn't knew why you bought Defense System for 99'999 ATS... It is now all ok.
Good work. I figured out the Bank of Austria part, but I must congratulate you on a masterful plan of defense system skullduggery. However, Iwish CONGRESS would have been informed.
In celebration, I would like to put forward a bill to change the national anthem to "It's Tricky" by RUN DMC. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C2b8XWJnfE
What? (c)rap as a national anthem?!
Why not Pink Floyd, if we truly want to celebrate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAydj4OJnwQ&feature=related
Or I can go for some King Crimson too, if you prefer 😃
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4c5lY_5NNU
lets attack romania 🙂
we are a peaceful country, but not an atlantis country.
and we are between romania and Italy. italy is the proud enemy of romania. they cannot annichilate italy on the battlefield, it is one of the country that wants to resist to the expansionistic romanian threaty.
romania is our enemy number one. but we demonstrated in the last day that atlantis can be defeated. if we are united.
soon will come an article to congratulate all the austrian soldiers that with pride and honor fought against Spain in their attempt to conquer campeche.
but not now. now is time to fight. all together, on the battlefield or in other ways.
but together.
mappina
Rot Weiss Rot bis in den Tod
Romania
LOL
who are they?
United States of America Rules.
Thanks everyone for doing my job for me.
Not exactly what we hoped for, but it is a solution we greatfully accept.
It's time for me to say goodbye to this backwater, we shall make it a vibrant and populous nation soon.
"but we demonstrated in the last day that atlantis can be defeated."
You demonstrated that you can defend against an uncoordonated ATLANTIS attack. Defeating ATLANTIS is a whole new ball game.
It would mean you will ATTACK something.