NOVOSTI O IGRI!!! PROCITAJ!

Day 821, 08:29 • Published in Serbia Philippines • by Nuclear Mrle1982

Dragi prijatelji, dobrodosli na nasu rodjendansku zabavu. Mi smo Mobilna pesadija Tajlanda (MiT), neustrasiva i najozloglasenija jedinica eRepa. Ovo je nas cetvrti rodjendan i spremili smo nesto sto niko nije ocekivao, nesto sto niko nije imao hrabrosti da uradi: Za nas cetvrti rodjendan pravimo zurku u Njujorku sutra ceo dan i svi ste pozvani. Mozete nas naci u najboljem Njujorskom klubu #tajland.

Dame i gospodo, dobrodosli na let THAIAS-a od Bangkoka do Njujorka. Trenutno smo treci na redu za poletanje i ocekujemo da cemo biti u vazduhu za oko sedam minuta. Ljubazno vas molimo da vezite pojaseve i da obezbedite prtljag ispod vasih sedista ili u pregradama iznas vas. Takodje vas molimo da stocice drzite zatvorenim tokom poletanja. Molimo vas da ustekujete oruzje, kao i lap topove i telefone. Pusenje nije zabranjeno tokom leta. Hvala vam sto ste izabrali nasu kompaniju, zelimo vam ugodan let.

Dobro jutro dame i gospodo, zeleo bih da vam pozelim dobrodoslicu na let Thai bombardera od Bangkoka do Njujorka. Moje ime je mrle1982 i ja sam vas pilot danas. Nadamo se da cemo stici u toku sutrasnjeg dana. Savetujemo vas da ne otkopcavate pojaseve zbog moguce turbulencije. Nadamo se da cete imati prijatan let.

Dobar dan putnici. Govori vam vas predsednik. Prvo zelim da vam svima pozelim dobrodoslicu na let THAIAS-a. Trenutno krstarimo na 33.000 fita vazdusnom brzinom 4000 milja na sat. Tacno je 13:25. Vreme izgleda dobro i sa povoljnim ledjnim vetrom ocekujemo da sletimo u Njujork 15ak minuta pre planiranog. Vreme u Njujorku je suncano, sa 25 stepeni ovog jutra. Ako ne bude oblaka moci cemo da uzivamo u prelepom pogledu na ceo grad dok budemo sletali. Posada aviona ce za dvadesetak minuta da vam podeli neku brzinu i ostale amfetamine, a XXX filmovi pocinju odmah nakon toga. Ponovo cu vam se obratiti pre nego sto sletimo. Do tada, zavalite se i uzivajte u ostatku leta

Dear friends, welcome to our birthday party. We are Mobile Infantry of Thailand, fearless and most notorious eRep military unit. This is our fourth birthday and for our party we prepared something nobody expected, something nobody had courage to do: For our fourth birthday we are making party in New York tomorrow all day, and you are all invited. You can find us in New York's best club #tajland



Ladies and gentlemen, welcome onboard Flight THAIAS with service from Bangkok to New York. We are currently third in line for take-off and are expected to be in the air in approximately seven minutes time. We ask that you please fasten your seatbelts at this time and secure all baggage underneath your seat or in the overhead compartments. We also ask that your seats and table trays are in the upright position for take-off. Please hide all weapons, including laptops and cell phones. Smoking is not prohibited for the duration of the flight. Thank you for choosing Thai air force bomber. Enjoy your flight.



Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen, we like to welcome you to this Thai air force bomber from Bangkok to New York. My name is mrle1982 and I am your pilot today. We will hopefully arrive at some time tomorrow. We advise you to keep your sit belt open at all times because unexpected turbulence's may occur. We hope you have a nice flight.



Good afternoon passengers. This is your President speaking. First I'd like to welcome everyone on THAIAS. We are currently cruising at an altitude of 33,000 feet at an airspeed of 400 miles per hour. The time is 1:25 pm. The weather looks good and with the tailwind on our side we are expecting to land in New York approximately fifteen minutes ahead of schedule. The weather in New York is clear and sunny, with a high of 25 degrees for this morning. If the weather cooperates we should get a great view of the city as we descend. The cabin crew will be coming around in about twenty minutes time to offer you some speed and other kinds of amphetamines, and the XXX movie will begin shortly after that. I'll talk to you again before we reach our destination. Until then, sit back, relax and enjoy the rest of the flight.