Notice one thing every time I shoot, I shoot myrself in a foot

Day 954, 10:42 • Published in Australia United Kingdom • by Jack Jockson



Might be wrong, but I think I haven't published yet in America. So, hello America and welcome to the reader of Jockson's international newspaper.

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Today's issue: the gun that brought this redcoat a headache

Don't expect a typical news article here today, I've got no news you couldn't find elsewhere, nor do I have any military analysis at hand. Don't expect any propaganda pamphlet or political campaigning today. Today I'll just ramble about the so called "fight" from my soldier's point of view and I will not bring any conclusion. The logic of it is to remain to your own conclusion. You might take this it as an economy article if you wish.

So...

A peculiar thing, aye? You know that old proverb... "guns don't kill people, people kill people"... you know they call this game a war strategy. A war eh. You know that item that you buy when you visit the marketplace, the one that looks like a pistol... funny thing.

I have fought in many wars now, but never, and I mean never have I seen a dead body. Never a single dead enemy soldier. Nope. I fought in countless battles, but I never ever shot anybody with that pistol. I sat on a chair in my comfortable London apartment on my balcony and I fired a bullet, a bullet that flew across the continent hit the target every time there. But never has it killed an enemy soldier. Never has it wounded anybody. But tell you one thing. Every time you fire that gun, it's you who get wounded. Every time you fire it, it's you who gets to hospital. Yep. The guns in this game don't work properly.

And like I said, there is no conclusion to my ramblings today, just one thing crossed my soldier's mind since they are introducing eRepublik Rising in three days now. Who's going to build all the bloody hospitals?


God bless, America
till next article...


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