Norwich Elections

Day 303, 10:44 • Published in United Kingdom Brazil • by Dio Shev
People of Norwich,

The day to change our city is coming.
With the arrival of September 20th we will have, once again, the opportunity to make our beloved Norwich progress. I have experience as mayor, as a congressman (for more than five consecutive terms) and as vice president of eBrazil.

I ask for your vote to:

Implement the Municipal Health System to help our citizens to increase their wellness by gifting;

Increase Norwich eCitizens (see below);

Create the Norwich Lottery: where only citizen of our city would get access to play. Ten percent (10😵 of the total collected cash will be redirected to the Municipal Health System (if necessary). The rest of the ammount would go to the winner. Visits of tourists and gamblers are expected;

Support new eCitizens, answering questions, helping them to get a job, et cetera;

Represent the people on our Regional Council.

Please, my friends, do not waste your votes on a candidate who does not have the slightest idea of what he is doing here... nor in an egg.

Thank you,
Reshev Villanova

PS: Norwich's "Commie" Canary supports PCP.