No Wargame Make Aran A Dull Boy : Wargames report

Day 575, 17:30 Published in USA Ireland by Aran Tal

My Dear Friends at home and Abroad,

The Ireland vs Everyone Else war-games have now been going for fifty days since Irish President Top Gun launched the first attack on the 5th of May. Fifteen battles have been fought in that time, and, just for the record, Ireland has yet to succeeded in capturing the New England State from her eighteen opponents.

The league table of participant nations' damage per fight is probably the best way of seeing how things stan😛

Finland leads, surprisingly perhaps, seeing as they have been busy in Latvia, but more surprising perhaps is Switzerland in second place. The Theocrats has apparently not forgotten how to fight! Five points back is Spain and Ireland and Israel come in two behind at 4th and 5th place. Fantastic results from these two small nations, as an Irishman myself I am interested to note that Ireland has seriously outperformed all her neighbours on the field of battle...

The next group of nations is very close: seven countries within five points of each other, UK and Romania must be disappointed with this result while Singapore and Malaysia are doing well for their size.

Former military powers Norway and the USA sit on 24 points, low by most standards. Greece and India are rebuilding and their positions on the table show progress, but not enough, whereas Canada's 15th place is very poor. New boys North Korea and Bosnia prop up the bottom of the table in the teens.

League Table
Ranked by damage per fights

1. Finland
47.54
2. Switzerland
44.97
3. Spain
39.62
4. Ireland
33.47
5. Israel
33.36
6. Romania
31.39
7. Czech Republic
31.33
8. Singapore
30.34
9. Malaysia
29.85
10. UK
28.26
11. Poland
28.18
12. Croatia
27.46
13. Norway
24.89
14. USA
24.05
15. Canada
21.40
16. Greece
21.02
17. India
19.64
18. North Korea
18.66
19. Bosnia & Herzegovina
18.17

Despite the collapse of Atlantis, and the threat of a new pan-European war it Ireland's pleasure to help divert all the angst in the world away from Imperialistic desires towards this more healthy pursuit.

Much Love
Aran Tal*
(Colonel, Irish Defence Forces)