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No one could possibly be lazier than me. Fact.

Day 1,826, 22:25 Published in USA USA by Candor

Is it possible to be lazier than me today?

I've done nothing of consequence in real life today but shower, go out for dinner, and go to the library for a few minutes.

My back is killing me and I have sciatica, so I'm enjoying a vicodin high at the moment, and that's mildly pleasant.

But I'm playing eRep and staring at a list of articles that JJ assigned me to write and I have yet to find the motivation to start. On my game work.

So not only was I lazy in my real world, but I'm even being lazy in a stupid game.

And in theory this is why I avoid much time on irc, because I use that as an excuse not to do my game work.

Avoiding pretend work. There can be no lazier man in game today.

Ok, I love you all (except you) and now I'm off to try to write an artcile not about how lazy I am.




F16.Fighter Day 1,826, 22:59


l Donkey Kong l
l Donkey Kong l Day 1,827, 23:51

Watchin' the game. Drinkin' a bud. :v

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,827, 01:48

I'm totally lazier than you. I don't even have any game work. WINNAR.

Drew Blood
Drew Blood Day 1,827, 02:51

I am so lazy I smoked the hookah rather than take the time to roll a fatty....

Lonestar 2
Lonestar 2 Day 1,827, 05:17

I am so lazy, I dont even care

Lorenzo VonMatterhorn
Lorenzo VonMatterhorn Day 1,827, 05:59

Didnt even read.. too lazy

Whiskey Jack
Whiskey Jack Day 1,827, 06:04

So lazy I didn't even finish my

Firo Prochainezo
Firo Prochainezo Day 1,827, 06:08

I'm so

Drew Blood
Drew Blood Day 1,827, 06:37

pop George
pop George Day 1,827, 07:12

I would look lazy up in the dictionary so I know what you are talking about, but...

Slyk Willy
Slyk Willy Day 1,827, 21:14

I have been gathering members for a meta alliance to sell damage to the highest bidder to offset loses caused by the lack of bonuses our past and present leaders have lost for us.

If anyone is interested in joining this alliance please PM me. I don't care what your political beliefs are or what country you serve. This will be used as a tool to solicit cooperation from the US government buy turning critical allied battles in the favor of the enemy until the us government brings back bonuses

Prince Harry.
Prince Harry. Day 1,828, 03:19


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