No news is good news.

Day 699, 19:35 Published in Australia Australia by Benisirish

The recent lack of news has made the news here in EAustralia. This new news therefore makes up for the lack of news being in the news and now this is not news therefore there is no news. This then makes this article news again and has started a chain. Which came first. The chicken or the egg.

In other news making news eUSA is royally screwed for the sake of being royally screwed. This reporter now thinks he should read the news himself.

Benisirish Reporting