Night of the Living UKRP'ers - Part IV

Day 535, 12:08 Published in United Kingdom Finland by avec
Night of the Living UKRP'ers - Part IV

As the zombies entered house, surprisingly Dan Fallows was the first one to gather his strength and begin talking. ”You all forget these are inactive, dead people. They are just like sheeps, harmless!”, he said and stepped in front of one of the zombies that was on the doorstep. The zombie looked at Dan with hollow eyes and then grabbed him, ripping his left hand off and then biting him from the neck. Dan screamed in pain and yelled for help but no one dared to move – the zombies surrounded Dan and began eating him.

Well, left-wing policies didn't save him from starvation after all”, remarked Rayf and stepped back in disgust. As more zombies entered the house, everyone began running chaotically, searching for a way out. ”In here, I know a way out!”, yelled malta_1990 and ran towards the garage. Everyone followed him to the garage, failing to see a lone zombie right behind the garage door.

Malta_1990 sighed in relief, thinking they were safe. Before anyone had time to warn malta, the lone zombie bit malta in the face. Malta screamed and pushed the zombie away from him -
I lost my face! I lost my face!”, malta screamed. ”That, I think you lost a long time ago”, Rayf said and pulled his gun, shooting malta in the chest. Blood bursted out of malta's chest and he dropped on the floor, still trying to keep his face.
Now this, is what I call accountability”, remarked Rayf and then shot the zombie next to malta. The zombie twitched and dropped down – it seemed they were not immune to bullets either.

Seeing as the cabinet and party presidents – except for Dan Fallows of course – were already in malta's Rolls Royce, Adrian stepped in the car too, waiting for Rayf to stop staring at malta's corpse in lust and get in the driver's seat. It didn't take long, as more zombies found their way in garage and Rayf snapped back in reality. He quickly took his katana from his back and slashed the two first zombies to enter the room in half. ”Take that, suckers!”, he said and ran to the car, driving it out of the garage to the abandoned streets of London.


To be continued.