News from eCzechoslovakia

Day 924, 09:55 • Published in Finland Slovakia • by tuva
Hello citizens of eFinland!

I was appointed as a new ambassador of eCzechoslovakia in your great country. You can contact me with any question and I will answer it.

Why eCzechoslovakia, when on map you can see only Czechia and Slovakia? It is because Czechia was PTOed by pirates and thieves from foreign countries. There is only 1 Czech congessman, no Czech president, so we call it Czech Pirate State. Majority of Czechs (including me) live in Slovakia, so we consider ourselves to be eCzechoslovakia.

We are neutral country, we did not join any alliance, but we have very good relationship with ePoland, which helped us in past against Hungarian agression. Our current president is smrtan and MoFA is Khalid Nisterlooij.

Pidä hauskaa

David Schnitta, ambassador of eCzechoslovakia