News from America

Day 3,906, 12:47 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Jack Jockson

There is no news from South America today. Andes alliance captured parts of Africa for resources and they are not letting go. There will be news when something changes in Africa and they let go, so be wise and subscribe to this newspaper. Our journalists have found out that Dictator has subscribed, he is reading Jockson's news and he's eager to airstrike anywhere. Finland, for example, was lucky the other day to escape our dictator's airstrike. Our journalists tell you, some action is bound to happen under this dictator, so better make sure to buy some guns today while they're cheap.


Wow, the newest medal

Nothing much is happening in North America, but here is some news from USA anyway.

From one of the US newspapers:

"We have no Congress for the 3rd time in a row. It is an indicator of our geopolitical situation and shows a lack of improvement. Our allies attempted AS's against stronger opponents to help us recover regions, but failed. They are currently embroiled in fighting against revenge airstrikes."

See, there are some countries worse off than UK. They haven't got congress for 3 months while UK still has one.



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