NEWS : epeRuplbik attacked Rmoniaa

Day 1,232, 14:25 • Published in Romania Romania • by Naufragiatu

Versiune in Romana mai jos or not

Fight or don't fight.. it's not really your choice

In a parallel universe, there was a boy, called Mister Lumberjack. He was the chosen one. And his dream was to create the perfect virtual community or... something like that. He called it eTyranny. In eTyranny he'd do whatever the hell he wanted.. It was awesome, people would pay with real gold to be his slaves! He could be biased, he could "kill" whenever he felt like it. Good thing eRepublik is such a great game, and we don't e-live in that alternative universe. Here all the sinners are punished by the same rules and so on.

However eTyranny land wasn't such a happy place, there were a few races that would try to steal from poor, innocent Mister Lumberjack. There were the srevians and the mungarians who found a way to clone themselves through a technique called the "z-bot replication", there were the ploish who had found a way to maximize fertility, some say that today they gave birth to as many as over 4000 little monsters. They were like the orcs of Mordor... And our beloved Mister Lumberjack was powerless in front of them.

However, one day, he found a way to show his might ! After talking with his trusted counselor, the Featherless Turkey, he decided to chop the head off one who was actually trying to help him.. He chopped The Bandits head and with good reason ! The bandit did only half at most.. of what srevians, mungarians and polish could do.

The result ? the Midlandians ( the people from which The Bandit originated from ) started spending huge amounts of gold for eTyranny currency to make Mister Lumberjack happy so he would slam his peeweehammer on them and also decided to throw a party.. in an undisclosed location. You can see the party boys in a picture in this article

Thank you for allowing me to bore the crap out of you.

The undisclosed location, will be disclosed for some RO weaklings.

Dupa cum ati fost anuntati... Misha a vrut sa facem o mica intalnire erep/FAR whatever.. propun schimbarea locatiei pentru Str. Dumitru Cariagdi, sector 2, Buciuresti. Va rugam sa veniti cu rosii si oua de acasa ( pentru omleta si salata de rosii ).. cu focul.. ne descurcam noi, now worries.

B bye