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It's crunch time, America.

As our ONE enemies gather on our borders, New York will become one of the first battlegrounds. It is essential that Congress gains an outspoken voice who will vouch for the necessity of securing the entire northeastern United States. If you remember the last time New York fell to a major ONE invasion, our nation struggled to regain its footing. Electing me will help convince the country's leadership that our national sovereighty depends on launching a campaign to retake France and ensure the safety of our coastline.

We also face a concurrent economic crisis, the deflation of market prices, that could potentially destabilize American markets. It is now more important than ever to retain our 100% bonuses on natural resources, even though supply seems to be dragging down the cost, because we will need to persevere these difficult financial times in order to support our citizens with cheap products and well-paying jobs even as we fight back invasion. While this may not seem to logically follow, we can expect prices to soar during the early stages of the war as demand rises to satisfy patriotic supply needs. If elected, I will make it a priority that our economy remains under control.

With the Federalist Party's principles as my guide, I will dutifully represent New York and its interests. Hopefully this presentation may have helped to determine your vote.

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dbsndust for New York congressman
May 2012

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