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New year - fresh start

Day 1,870, 05:01 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by perilouspanther

As you all know we have just entered a new year so let's make this year the best year so far! First we should thank the prime ministers of last year for the opportunities to gain medals and awards. How can we make this year even better and get even more victories, medals and awards? Make eUK the UK.

"More medals, more money, more mates!"

In congress I'd like to make eUK even more successful. Letting players gain more TPs by setting more battles for the UK. Making sure every player has a sustainable amount of food to live on. Encouraging richer players to benefit themselves and others by giving more jobs so more people have more money, the rich players gain resources, and UK wins more battles. I will not win this argument alone, but this is something I'm ready to fight for with your support. With your votes we can make a difference in congress and make this year a great year for eUK.

If we work together we can achieve lots of things.Teamwork is the key.

Now for a joke!

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars -- there's nothing left! This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

Yours sincerely,




Jny123 Day 1,870, 05:29

loving the joke o7

perilouspanther Day 1,870, 06:03


EtzeL the Hun
EtzeL the Hun Day 1,870, 06:21


first= tank please : (

WayneKerr Day 1,870, 14:48

o7 voted

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