NEW UPDATES SOON!

Day 2,284, 03:16 • Published in Serbia Bulgaria • by Illusive Serb

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Every new "upgrade" in this piece of shit game, makes it a little less playable and ton of more crap.
I urge the game designers to save the game and stop "improving" it, as they should have done couple of years ago.

Fuck eRepublik and I'll tell you why.
#1 Fuck it, because it's all about hitting more and making more dmg. Weekly tournaments reward those who hit without stopping. Why? Good question. Because if you hit more, more gold is spent and we all know gold = profit. Fuck this game.

#2 Fuck it, because the essence of economy is recources, which are gained by, surprise surprise, hitting more and taking land from others. Make more dmg and you will have economy. War economy all the way, because fuck complex formulas that include managing your empolyees and exporting licences. WE NEED TO HIT MORE! Those who do not hit and don't have 10/10, can fuck themselves.

#3 Fuck it, because the only module that gets upgrade is the main one (rea😛 war). Politics? Fuck it, we'll just include a meaningless titles that don't do shit and we'll say we did something.

Specific fucks:
#1 Missions. Do more dmg. Your country should do more dmg. Kill 25 people. Kill 50 people in 3 RW or kill 300 people. Make dmg in a RW. Do a DT which includes killing 25 people. Invite multies people to play our crap of a game. Kill the big bad super cool boss by killing 100 more people.
Thank you Plato, that was fun and not at all stale and expected. I mean who would ever think you'd make missions that force us to hit more. I thought you'd make a mission "Hire an employee" or "produce that much stuff" or "enter a party and run for congress". I mean that would be just stupid. Fuck this game.

#2 Power spin. Wow, what a great way to spend gold. And you aren't even fighting and making dmg! It's just pure genious. And to make people with gambleing problems go even more crazy, we are going to say "someone" won the jackpot gold, even though we never heard who that someone was. You'd think they'd brag about winning a shit ton of gold... Fuck this game.

#3 Lets-kill-2clickers. Because fuck those thousands of players that keep the number of players of our crappy game so high. Lets introduce a work/train that isn't reseted with daychange (what the hell is a day change? I seem to recall when it existed and made a difference, namly in wars. Strange Plato would design a system that allows you to hit all day. That's so unlike him...). So now the 2clickers that log in once a day have to be precise when they log in. Because if they can only make it before the timer expires, fuck 'em, no train/work for them. Fuck this game.

I tell you, if I had a real life, and wasn't addicted to gaming, I'd leave this pieace of shit of a game a long time ago.
Suggestion, hire me to make your game better. Fuck, I'll even do it for free. I'm a nice guy, I don't like seeing you shame yourselves like you did all these years.

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