my trip

Day 642, 14:20 • Published in Denmark Denmark • by alfred temple

i have gotten back from my disasterous trip to the US, here are the details,

1- i get to the US, and swept up in my patriotism i move to south carolina ( my home state ) not thinking to move to a place with a Q5 hospital.

2- I fight until all my strength is gone and I go to the Q1 hospital and then fight again until i can no longer.

3- in the next week my health goes downward very quickly and after a week of making about a doller a day i finnaly buy a moving ticket but i blow it in order to move to new jersey which has a Q5 hospital.

4- i go on vacation for a week

5- when i return i find that the Us is reduced to Florida and Maine, my health is 20, and i have no money or job.

6- so me being my evil conniving self mail my former employer who when he fired me said he might be able to get me some moving tickets, but just in case he can't i also message flying unicorn squad ( they help citizens get out of occupied territories ) for tickets.

8- to my suprise the next day they both send me tickets and i realize the US is screwed and I get back to Denmark.

but since i felt like such a rat i sent the remaining 3 tickets to flying unicorn squad. from now on i will never leave denmark again, cause the rest of the world sucks even more than thailand or i guess from now on *censored* swedes, since we can't use there real name can we Hrbjorn!