My second birthday, and congress

Day 1,192, 17:55 • Published in Ireland United Kingdom • by Joachim von Bremen

I have now been here for two years. I have met some nice people, but I also met kumnaa so this is negated. Please jerk me off with congratulations for this in the comments.



Secondly, I am running for congress in Cork and Kerry. I am a man of dedication and experience, as displayed here:

Minister x 32 (in UK)
Congressman x 5
House of Lords in the UK - Three months
Congress Adviser in the UK - Two months
Presidential Adviser to Franciscoleite10
2IC of a military branch
Party President x 2
Chief Master of The Bremen Clubhouse



I intend to bring MUCH closer co-operation with the UK if I am placed in congress. That is my main policy. My other policies are that jamesw is cool and that Miss Saigon is the best musical ever. Does that sound gay? Probably, here's an attractive woman to compensate:



So that's about it. So please, vote for me if you read this. You will probably be happy with my performance in congress. Or maybe disappointed. But definitely one of the two.

PS, Marcus urinates sitting down, like a girl.