My resignation as Republican Party President
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by Jefferson Lincoln
My friends, party members, and fellow Americans I am here to announce my resignation as Republican Party President and sincerely apologize to those that I may have hurt during my tenure as Party President. I got so wrapped up in trying to make this party a success that I let my emotions get the best of me.
After looking through some newspaper articles, talking with older eAmericans, and examining the facts, I have now realized that Pizza The Hut is really ajay bruno who is a jerk to anyone who disagrees with him and a possible PTO threat to America. I let Pizza persuade me into thinking that HE was the American hero and everyone else in his way was some damn liberal, now I know that this is truely false.
I especially owe an apology to Astra Kat G for my arguments against were both fruitless and mean. I hope she will accept my apology and my friendship. I think the best course of action for me and the Republican Party is for me to resign as party president and support now party president chatman, he's a great guy I hope one day that America will accept this apology and give me another chance, because I really want to do some good for the country.
"I can see clearly now... that I was wrong in not acting more decisively and more forthrightly in dealing with Pizza The Hut." Richard Nixon II
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courage to do what is necessary is always praised, yet is always the hardest to muster.
good luck sir O>
also, Nixon has resigned, again lmao 🙂
Wow.... Nixon would never act like this. o0
LMAO! richard resigns again!
OMG, this is amazing irony.
Good job Nixon.
thanks everybody except Pizza. My last and greatest act as party president was firing you.
I said some kind of mean things to you in my last comment on your previous article, because I was mad at you after you said something vindictive to me.
I won't delete it because I don't think it'd be right to try to hide my words after I said them, you know?
If ~you~ can accept ~my~ friendship after reading my last comment, then yeah, I'm all for bygones being bygones between us, Richard Nixon II. 🙂
"I am not a crook!"~ RL Nixon
Good job, man. Respect. 🙂
I accept your friendship Astra Kat G 🙂
Coolbeans. 🙂
Oh, Nixon, mislead by your treacherous veep.
Was he an Agnew or a Ford? 😉
haha HHPew. I guess he would be a Agnew since Ford actually waesn't that bad of a guy.
Voted!
This is a very ironic thing concerning your name. However I am honored to have been able to meet you and talk with you concerning this. I have confidence that with experience you will become part of the fine leadership of this great nation.
And I guess that the moral of this story is that we all learned how slimy Pizza The Hut really is.
thank you acg515
So it took you this long to realize this?
marquis.esoteric, we all have different learning curves. 😛
So I assume this means you're no longer running with Ajay for president?
marquis.esoteric, I'm sorry to say but yes it did. I had never heard of Pizza The Hut until I was running for party president. I thought that he was my best shot at growing the party and I also believed in his lies. After commonsense finally prevailed I finally decided that this was the best course of action. HAPPY EASTER PIZZA THE HUT!!
I had so much Pizza this week...way to much Pizza. A whole pie, i ate it by myself!
yes DanielCD, I am no longer running with ajay for president.
We support YOU Nixon, most people are aware of PTH and how he rolls. Don't let it get you down. One bad apple shouldn't spoil the whole bunch.
Three Cheers for the Republican Party who is making it a matter of public record HOW TO DEAL WITH ISSUES.
This is paradigm, folks.
Richard Nixon and the Republicans:
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good to hear you came to your senses Nixon 🙂