My public apology

Day 2,182, 02:46 • Published in Canada Canada • by Keven Traide

I would like to make a very sincere, public apology before all of eCanada today, for it seems I was wrong on a number of accounts.

1) I am sincerely sorry that I ripped so hard on IBB93. He is a powerplaying puppeteer manipulator to be sure, but that's no reason to call him out on it. I should let him play in his little playground unimpeded, and perhaps even support him for teh lulz. So, IBB93, I am very sorry.

2) Rylde, I recently wrote an article that bashed you hard for your h8 against our current CP; specifically, I outed you for de-friending me, after I called you a big baby on your friend feed comment when you were banging your little anti-Oinyo drum. This was wrong, and I sincerely apologize for stating, in a recent article, that you have the cryabetes. I'm sure you're a real cool guy. I'm just a nubcake who doesn't know any better. ❤ Friends on again? Y U BREK MA HART. I am very sorry.

3) DMV3, I supported you hard when you first gained presidency in wonderful eCanada, and for that, I sincerely apologize. Having a mouthpiece like me in any way associated with you surely hurt your presidency. I am very sorry.

4) Dr. Manhattan, recently I made some disparaging remarks regarding yourself and my girlfriend in coitus. I don't apologize for that, because it was actually pretty hilarious. However, I did call you Dr. Manhattanus, which I apologize for. I am sorry that I had to come up with your awesome nickname for you, instead of letting you come to the conclusion on your own. I am very sorry.

5) Homer J. Simpson... actually, I haven't done anything to apologize for with regards to yourself yet, have I? I guess I'm sorry for taking a super long time to get around to setting myself up within the CO, but still. We coo', right? I am very sorry.

6) Ginger Tribute guy whose name I can't currently remember, I am sorry that I did not manage to get nominated and then elected to presidency. If I had, perhaps you could have been persuaded with basically the entirety of eCanada's tax income to stick around and keep putting forth the amazing, heroic work you do every week. I salute you, and in all your endeavors moving forward, may her carpet forever match her drapes. o7 I am very sorry.

I think that about covers it. If you think I owe you an apology for something, kindly state it below in the comments, and I will apologize profusely and publicly, because that's the kind of awesome guy I am.

o7