My MANLYfesto
Day 825, 15:57
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Published in Ireland 
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by l1l1Rayl1l1
If elected i promise to fight crime and save stray dogs.
I mean who wouldn't vote for a guy with THIS much strength.
What the people want the people get:
I now punch babies!
I will club all the baby seals i can for your vote
I happen to think the Irish princess is pretty, pink and flitterific.
I bench 500 pounds of course because in the Dail, that's what you need.
I drink gallons of whiskey a day because i can!
I happen to think Patton is a perfect match for our Irish Princess.
I have forced the fish population to behave because i'm epic win.
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Throw in baby punching and I'll vote for you
Throw in clubbing baby seals too. That is a golden platform 😉
Throw in thinking the Princess is pretty and you'll so win 😉
Throw in benchpressing over 200 lbs. You'll have my vote.
Drink a gallon of whiskey in an hour and ill vote for you!
I can bench over 200 easy 🙂 More like 265
Say Patton is a perfect match for jessica, I mean Irish Princess
Without all the seals eating fish and squid, the fish and squid population will go out of control. Fix it
Aw, Duggan (oops I mean patton). You're such a show off. 😉
Ray, you're MANLYfesto is fun ♥