My Love Letter to eChina | 来自美国外长的信：我挚爱的中国

Day 1,041, 18:11 • Published in China China • by Alexander Hamilton

English Version:

As we have all read by now the Admins intend to introduce five new countries into eRepublik, three of which have ongoing “Real Life” internal and international disputes. It seems to be a blatant attempt to replicate the success of the nationalism driven “baby booms” among the former Yugoslav Republics. However eRepublik is supposed to be a place where we create our own destinies, real life conflicts and animosities take a back seat to this once promising “new world”. While the USA has not had much success branching out from countries it is not friendly with in real life since beta (we have Dish to thank for that); China is the exception.

While it is often overly hyped up in the real life press that there is a “rivalry” between the USA and China, people are what matter and Americans and Chinese think fondly of each other as people. Despite our real life government’s disagreements and a media that thrives on controversy, in game eChina and the eUSA are very close allies. We did not hesitate for a moment in offering China 1/3 of our conquests in Russia, China has graciously allowed the US to maintain a foothold in its hinterlands for strategic purposes. Suffice it to say we’ve been very close to China and will remain close allies. We still have yet to topple that “third PHX pillar in Asia” and we will find a way to win in Liaoning.

This brings me to my point, don’t give up China. We’re not going to give two sh!ts about eTaiwan when it’s added, as far as the eUS is concerned it’s none of our business. We will not be bringing real life “drama” into our strong friendship in game, and we will discourage any of our citizens who attempt to do so. I hope that the addition of eTaiwan will not cause any Chinese to quit, and I hope it will not cause eRepublik to run afoul of your real life government. We do not wish to lose such a strong ally.

Much love China,

Alexander Hamilton
eUSA Minister of Foreign Affairs
(oh god I’m a title whore 😐 )

Translation courtesy of The Samurai (thanks!)

众所周知，无头鸡大神会加入6个新旗帜，其中3个有现实中的争端问题（黑山，马其顿，台）。看来是想利用民族仇恨和国家主义从前南斯拉夫国家得到大量婴儿潮，这在过去成功过（塞尔维亚和克罗地亚矛盾）。但是，我们认为现实中的矛盾，应该在这个号称的“新世界”中让路。美国在游戏中，从几年前就开始攻击现实中的不友好国家，也没得到什么好处（美英关系）。当然，这一点上，E中国和E美国是个例外。
尽管现实中中美是针锋相对的竞争对手，但是中美人民都互相友好。同时在E世界中，中美的合作紧密无间。我们将夺下的3快俄罗斯富庶土地中的一块交给了中国，而中国也慷慨地给予了美国一片国土作为重要的亚洲战略基地。我们跟中国无论现在还是将来，都是友邦。我们仍然共同努力着，打下凤凰在亚洲的最后一根支柱，从塞尔维亚手中光复辽宁。
不要放弃，中国的同胞们。美国政府绝不会承认台湾的存在。我们绝不鼓励我们的任何国民有任何将现实争端带入游戏的做法，坚决反对利用台湾问题大做文章。我真诚的希望加入台湾地区不会让中国公民退出游戏，不会让现实政府封禁这款游戏，更不愿意无头鸡此举让我们损失一个坚定有力的亲密盟友。

美国外长
亚历山大哈密尔顿