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My first article revised

Day 2,068, 00:37 • Published in United Kingdom Republic of China (Taiwan)

• by Aultman

This is my first article. On this special occasion I would like to ask for some help with something that is bugging me. I like to think of myself as funny. In RL I am a struggling actor and so on. I had a thought the other day that there are no good white racist jokes. Like racist jokes against white people as a whole. I have a couple but most of them rely more on my expression then on the humor of the words themselves. So if anyone has some good whitie hate jokes that are actually funny please help me out and give me all your jokes.

What do you call a man with a retirement plan?

White.

What do you say to the white man who is carrying a TV down the street?

Excuse me sir you forgot your receipt.

What do you call a man with a sheep under each arm and a big smile on his mouth?

Welsh.

Want to hear a funny joke?

Women's rights (of for any other yanks out there: The university of Alabama college football program). Or Manchester United. **** Manchester United.