My cabinet for PM is amazing, women and animals!!!

Day 973, 22:45 • Published in Canada Canada • by Bill Forder

Welcome to my paper, you are about to lay your eyes on the failboat campaign, not a super serious run but it is still a run at PM. It's my little failboat filled with win, win might sink it, but who cares!?!

Amazing


PM/President(Whatever Jacobi 😛 ): Bill Forder Man, considered animals
VP😃ycey Farley (Accepted) Woman
VP:Coda(Accepted) Woman
MoFA: Dade Pendwyn(Accepted) Panther, but also a purple hippo

MoF: TawainPanda(Accepted) Panda
DMoF: Travis jogn dring(Accepted)

Mo😨 KilgoreTrout 89(Pending) Trout

MoI: Rolo Tahmasee(Pending) Bruce Willis; Beast

MoH(History): Powerown(Accepted) Sniper Cat

MoHS(Heritage & Society): Artorius Perim(Accepted)

MoFE(Fun & Ent.): James McNamara(Pending) Penguin

Honorary CP: SirDeLaShaunRonSmith Giraffe Shark, dont' ask

MoS(Sound): Cozza(Accepted) Nurse Cat

*MoTOTNDAGEJWEHDAHTSFI: SaltyDog(Accepted) Dog





So I have united pretty much every party, TCO and CAF. What a big happy, Canadian family.

Military Women

Screw the hat logo, the women are hot 😃

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Animals


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Win!!!



All aboard the failboat!!! Like I said this is a simple run, poking fun at the pathetic ecanadian system which we have today

Platform tommorow and more cabinet members! Vote up and shout, CANADIAN FAILBOAT COMING TO YOU SOON

-Congressman Bill Forder
Captain of the Failboat

*Salty is Minister of telling others they're not doing a good enough job, without ever having done anything himself to show for it, he said he either get's that or nothing