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You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.

Mr. Wet for eWorld President.

Day 1,444, 17:21 • Published in South Africa

• by Mr. Wet

Hello,
I'm Mr. Wet, and I'm running for President of the eWorld.

I know what your thinking? How am I qualified to do this?

Easy Answer: I've paid the cost to be the boss.

First things First - Fake Promises

If elected eWorld Presidnt (henceforth referred to as WP) I will not only keep the Country Adminstration button removed. I will remove all buttons but Buy Gold and Wars

If elected WP I will legalize eWeed.

If elected WP I will make sheep shaggin legal.

Sounds great right?

Second things Second - Economy

I've never ran a very successful company in erepublik.

I've never been good at making money, which I think makes me the most quallified to fix the economy.

I plan to just keep changing random things until it's a complete disaster.

Third things Thrid - Military

I promise to make it so only the people who pay the most money can truly be a huge superpower.

I'm tired of countires fighting countries, I plan to create new alliances. Alliance Visa vs. Alliance Mastercard... (We dont' take discover b.s.)

Fouth things Fourth - Political

No more elections. I will select officials based soley off the loyalty program.

I plan to to make immigration open. Across the board.

In turn, this should eliminate Multi Creating altogether.

If elected WP, I will eliminate all forms of Articles and shouts.

Fifth things fifth -

If elected eWorld President, I will finally tell you what's in the scary box.