Monkey Business Inc. December 2023 Financial Report

Day 5,896, 00:40 • Published in Japan Japan • by metehan2010

Dear eJapanese Citizens,

Against your better judgment, some financial matters were handled by me again during current president’s second term, last month.

As you might have been aware, things got a little messy in an “uncharacteristic” way in eJapan last week but a report is due regardless of the situation. And I would not miss a chance to create some crunchy feelings among some of you so here we are again…



Allegedly, we ended the previous month with a net worth of 46.8 million cc. Not sure why would you trust all these made up numbers but I saw in an article so it must be true.

Unlike last month, we have not settled most of our tax return transactions quickly this time. I will report the numbers with pending transactions in mind and note them accordingly.

Taxes owed back for the last term are as follows:




Net taxes owed back = 10.9 million. 1.24 million to Canada already paid. Pending 9.66 million still to be paid out.

We distributed 3.35 million cc to our citizens under Air Rank Improvement + J.U.D.O program.

We had 27 donation laws, 8 to IJA 19 to Bank of eJapan = 10.8 million transferred to Orgs from Treasury.

We spent 4 million cc to CO and other distribution for additional support from Bank of eJapan for Kangaroo bait which they have proven to be a bit pricey but lessons learned (unlikely).


Not counting MM trickeries, after all the transactions finalized, our net worth would have been:

46.8 + 10.8 - 10.9 - 3.35 - 4 = 39.35 million.

With MM profit we ended the term with = 42.04 million so MM profit for last month was approximately 2.7 million cc.

Additionally, Finland gave us a 10% discount over the amount we owed back, which is 946k cc that stayed in our bank (making net worth math = 43 million). The reason for the discount was the inflation. Our daily income went over 400k cc towards the second half of the month so we will end up accumulating some surplus in the treasury going forward, until there is a significant change in economy or with our TW partners.

Our total revenue was 12.9 million and we could only transfer 10.8 million last term.



To summarize, we started last term with 46.8 million and ended with 43 million.

Let me know if you have any questions.

Thank you.

Metehan2010