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Primarily this is a betting newspaper (hence the "odds"), on all sorts, real life and in game, but i also do general news (hence the "sods"). If you wish to place a bet please P.M me with the amount you wish to gamble and exactly what your bet is. I deal in GBP, Gold and Venezualan currency. For those of you who don't know, this is how odds work: Say the odds were 4-1 and you placed 1 GBP, your return,should your bet succeed, would be 4 GBP. If the odds are evens, then your return would be 2 GBP. Should the odds be, say 1-4, then i personally wouldn't reccomend betting, as your return would be incredibly measily!
For the extremely high odds, if they happen i WILL pay you over time.

I release a betting article on the monday, and a general news on the tuesday.


Winners of the English Premier league:

Man Utd - Evens
Liverpool - 11/4
Chelsea - 7/2
Arsenal - 30/1
Aston Villa - 50/1
Everton - 500/1


To stay up in the English Premier League( fixture odds further down!):

Fulham - 1/50
Tottenham - 1/33
Newcastle - 1/16
Middlesbrough - 1/8
West Ham - 1/8
Bolton - 1/7
Sunderland - 1/7
Hull City - 1/6
Blackburn - 1/5
Portsmouth - 1/5
Stoke - 7/4
West Brom - 2/1




To Win the F.A Cup:

Chelsea 4/1
Man Utd 4/1
Arsenal 6/1
Liverpool 6/1
Aston Villa 11/1
Fulham 20/1
Tottenham 25/1
West Ham 25/1
Everton 28/1
Sunderland 28/1
Middlesbrough 33/1
Newcastle 33/1
Portsmouth 33/1
Blackburn 40/1
Hull 80/1
Birmingham 100/1
Sheff Utd 100/1
West Brom 100/1
Cardiff 125/1
Derby 125/1
Watford 125/1
Wolves 125/1
Coventry 150/1
Crystal Palace 150/1
Bristol City 200/1
Burnley 200/1
Nottm Forrest 200/1
QPR 200/1
Charlton 250/1
Ipswich 250/1
Swansea 250/1
Leicester 300/1
Norwich 300/1
Doncaster 500/1
Peterborough 500/1
Hartlepool 750/1
Leyton Orient 750/1
Millwall 750/1
Southend 1000/1
Torquay 1000/1
Cheltenham 1250/1
Crewe 1250/1
Histon 5000/1
Kettering 5000/1


To win 2010 World Cup (i'm knackered already!):

Brazil - 9/2
Argentina - 11/2
Spain - 7/1
England - 8/1
Germany - 10/1
Italy - 10/1
Holland - 14/1
Portugal - 20/1
France - 33/1
Ivory Coast - 33/1
Russia - 33/1
Croatia - 50/1
Cameroon - 66/1
Paraguay - 66/1
Czech Rep - 80/1
Ghana - 80/1
Mexico - 80/1
Nigeria - 80/1
South Africa - 80/1
Turkey - 80/1
Uruguay - 80/1
Australia - 100/1
Colombia - 100/1
Serbia - 100/1
Sweden - 100/1
U.S.A - 100/1
Chile - 150/1
Denmark - 150/1
Greece - 150/1
Republic Of Ireland - 150/1
Romania - 150/1
Switzerland - 150/1
Ukraine - 150/1
Bulgaria - 200/1
Costa Rica - 200/1
Japan - 200/1
Poland - 200/1
Egypt - 250/1
Honduras - 250/1
Iran - 250/1
Morocco - 250/1
Norway - 250/1
Slovakia - 250/1
Tunisia - 250/1
Scotland - 300/1
Peru - 400/1
South Korea - 400/1
Austria - 500/1
Belgium -- 500/1
China - 500/1
Ecuador - 500/1
Guinea - 500/1
Israel - 500/1
Latvia - 500/1
Lithuania - 500/1
Northern Ireland - 500/1
Saudi Arabia - 500/1
Venezuela - 500/1
Zambia - 500/1
Finland - 750/1
Mali - 750/1
Wales - 750/1
Bolivia - 1000/1
Cyprus - 1000/1
Gabon - 1000/1
Hungary - 1000/1
Kenya - 1000/1
Macedonia -1000/1
Malawi - 1000/1
New Zealand - 1000/1
Slovenia - 1000/1
Togo - 1000/1
Belarus - 1500/1
Georgia - 2000/1
Moldova - 2000/1
Mozambique -2000/1
Rwanda -2000/1
Sudan -2000/1
Burkina Faso - 5000/1

Anyone who doesn't do this sort of thing will never kow how tiring this is, my shoulders and wrists are on fire!



Uefa Champions league Winners:

Barcelona - 7/2
Chelsea - 11/2
Man United - 11/2
Inter Milan - 9/1
Liverpool - 11/1
Arsenal - 14/1
Bayern Munich - 14/1
Real Madrid - 16/1
Atletico Madrid - 20/1
Juventus - 20/1
Roma - 20/1
Villarreal - 20/1
Lyon - 50/1
Porto - 50/1
Panathinaikos - 80/1
Sporting Lisbon - 80/1





I'm gonna admit, shamed as i am, i have resorted to pasting the matches below, though all the odds are mine, i make certain of that, otherwise it's not really my company is it?




Wednesday, 14 January 2009

Man Utd v Wigan - Home Win (2/3), Away Win (8/1), Draw (7/1)

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Saturday, 17 January 2009

Blackburn v Newcastle - Home Win (4/1), Away Win (4/1), Draw (3/1)

Bolton v Man Utd - Home Win (11/1), Away Win (Evens), Draw (7/1)

Chelsea v Stoke - Home Win (3/1), Away Win (11/1), Draw (6/1)

Hull v Arsenal - Home Win (6/1), Away Win (3/1), Draw (4/1)

Man City v Wigan - Home Win (6/1), Away Win (3/1), Draw (6/1)

Sunderland v Aston Villa - Home Win (7/1), Away Win (3/1), Draw (6/1)

West Brom v Middlesbrough - Home Win (5/1), Away Win (5/1), Draw (3/1)

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Sunday, 18 January 2009

Tottenham v Portsmouth - Home Win (4/1), Away Win (5/1), Draw (5/1)

West Ham v Fulham - Home Win (7/1), Away Win (5/1), Draw (6/1)

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Monday, 19 January 2009

Liverpool v Everton - Home Win (4/1), Away Win (6/1), Draw (5/1)









Coca Cola League 2 Fixtures:

Aldershot v Macclesfield - Home Win (4/6), Away Win (12/5), Draw (10/3)

Barnet v Dag & Red - Home Win (7/4), Away Win (9/4), Draw (6/5)

Bradford v Accrington - Home Win (8/15), Away Win (12/5), Draw (9/2)

Brentford v Notts County - Home Win (8/13), Away Win (5/2), Draw (7/2)

Chester v Chesterfield - Home Win (6/4), Away Win (9/4), Draw (7/4)

Darlington v Luton - Home Win (4/5), Away Win (9/4), Draw (11/4)

Exeter v Bury - Home Win (13/10), Away Win (9/4), Draw (8/5)

Morecambe v Gillingham - Home Win (13/10), Away Win (9/4), Draw (8/5)

Port Vale v Shrewsbury - Home Win (6/4), Away Win (9/4), Draw (11/😎

Rochdale v Lincoln - Home Win (4/5), Away Win (9/4), Draw (11/4)

Rotherham v Bournemouth - Home Win (8/11), Away Win (11/5), Draw (10/3)

Wycombe v Grimsby - Home Win (4/9), Away Win (13/5), Draw (11/2)






Finally, for those of you who have bothered to read down to here, thank you. Just a reminder that any specific events (even if they're personal to you) that you would like to place a bet on, please PM me all the details and i will get back to you with some odds.



Notes:

Although i know this is not realistic, please bear in mind that you may only bet on one outcome, i.e
you cannot bet that both of the presidential condidates will win. This is just to protect me against
any stupid mistakes i will probably have made with the odds.

Maximum Bet: 25 GBP (or the equivelant of, just for now, so i can get going)

Comments and subscribers very much welcome!