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Good evening, and welcome to this Third Congressional Edition of Neovison Vison.

If you read my newspaper or have known me in this game at all, you know that I have written these articles already.

My first run to Congress was in the eUSA, for the seat from the State of Connecticut. I was running for the United Independents Party against a citizen from the USWP. I spent an hour writing an elegant and full platform, complete with fancy, eloquent verbage.

I lost on a tiebreak.

My second run to Congress was in Florida, one in two eUS states at the time. I didn't stand a chance; in fact, I stood less than that! I ran under the simple pledge that I would save the eUSA from the threat of complete consumption by PEACE and work to strengthen the country against any future threat. My voice was barely heard.

Now, I have the chance to run again, for a seat from Sørlandet.

I am convinced this time is different. In the eUSA, I ran because I thought I deserved the seat and that voters would see my eloquence and drive and give it to me. Now, I run because I want to give something back to eNorway, a country that has welcomed me warmly with open arms. Here, I have felt welcome and part of something much more fun and intimate; I feel like this is a place I call home with pride. I simply want to give back.

Here is how I stand on a few issues of importance to eNorway. I will keep this brief, and not complicate my explanations.

1) HOSPITALS and DEFENSE SYSTEMS should be everywhere in a small nation, and more prevalent in big ones. This allows population to spread out and develops more solid constituencies. I've talked about that before.

2) TAXES should be tuned to be at a 'just right' rate, which optimizes government contributions and growth of industry.

3) As an educator, I believe that NEW CITIZEN LEARNING AND WELFARE PROGRAMS should continue to receive priority. They keep citizens in the game, and helped me keep clicking, too!

4) We must continue to maintain our alliances, especially with EDEN member states, and continue to maintain a well-armed military in the case of war.

5) All votes must be made with a tune to common sense and national purpose, not party division and opposition for opposition's sake.

6) Sigur Ros should be the official state band. (That's for you, KristofferAG.)

So, in closing, I thank you for reading this campaign message. I tried to write the ending to this note myself, but had some help from reboot. (Takk, reboot!) To end,

Jeg er stolt over å kunne erklære mitt kandidatur for en kongressplass og håper i den sammenheng på din stemme!

Takk,

Mink Deadly
Editor, Neovison Vison
Congressional Candidate for Sørlandet